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The day was nightmare, he had just failed the genin test for the third time in a row, meaning he was out of the shinobi program for good, despite the fact he studied until his nose bled and actually managed to master the damn academy jutsus.
“it can’t be true”, Naruto says as shock washes all over him, “you are lying!”.
“I’m sorry kiddo”, the orange toad, Kanji says, he himself was feeling bad, “but it is truth”.
After the academy, Naruto had gone to his secret spot near a lake to cool his head, he was skipping rocks, or at least trying when he sees a toad on a rock… a familiar and distinctively colored toad.
After some struggle, he captures the amphibian and proceeds to interrogate him.
“my own…”, Naruto tries to say, the words stopping dead on his throat, “why?!”.
“I think I should go”, Kenji hops off once Naruto’s hold weakens.
Tears rolls down his eyes, his own parents, his godparents even the old geezers where on this, all this time…
All his efforts, sleepless nights, pain, insults… all for nothing and why?
Because of a prophecy?!
Sadness gives place to anger as he makes his way back home if he even can all that place home.
And he is proven right when his brat sister, Mito, the golden apple of their parent’s eyes who hated his guts from day one was nominated clan heir.
“with my authority as Namikaze heir, I thereby banish you, Naruto”, she says with a smirk.
Naruto doesn’t fight.
“so, it is true?”, Naruto asks, looking at his- at Kushina with furious eyes, “have you all been sabotaging me?”.
“brat, this for something bigger than you”, Jiraiya says as Tsunade, Orochimaru and the old geezers (Mito, Hiruzen, Hashirama and Tobirama) nod along.
“you will thank us someday when your kids and grandkids grow up in a word free from war”, Tsunade says.
“thank you?!”, Naruto says hi anger so dense the floor cracks, “you f*ckers will be lucky if I even piss on your graves!!”
“Naruto-“, Hiruzen tries to calm things down.
“shove it!!”, the house trembles as an invisible force hits them, “I’ve been working myself to the bone, trying to be ninja, to make all of you proud and that’s the reward I get? My so called family sabotaging me every turn of the way and for what?!”.
The air vibrates as the floor cracks.
“shut up loser!!”, Mito barks at her brother.
“no, you shut up you spoiled little sh*t!!”, Naruto barks back.
“I’ll teach you a lesson!”, Mito barks, charging against her irate brother with a rasengan.
Before she could reach him, as an invisible force sends her crashing through three walls, making her land unconscious on the backyard.
All the adults in the vicinity where shocked and the shock only grows as they see Naruto’s eyes.
“it can’t be”, Tobirama says with a shaky voice, “that is…”.
“the rinnegan”, Jiraiya completes befuddled as he stares at those furious red eyes and those red eyes turn to him, “hey Naruto let’s not do anything we might regret latter”.
Naruto doesn’t listen, he just takes a step closer to the toad sage, who by now was two breaths away from sh*tting himself.
“wood style…”, Hashirama, the First Hokage and first God of Shinobi tries to do a jutsu.
Only for a giant tree to sprout from the ground and send him, Lady Mito and Hiruzen flying together with half of the house.
“wood release”, Tobirama whispers.
“Nar…”, Minato tries to calm his son down, only to feel the handle of one of his especial kunais shoved down his throat.
“choke on it!!”, Naruto barks as another wave of dense chakra hits the reaming people, “you want me out? Fine!”.
Naruto turns and leaves, running as fast as his adrenaline fueled little legs could carry him.
He was as good as an orphan now, as he seemingly was of no use to the Kage or so he tough as it didn’t took that long for the whole ANBU to be on his trail.
“Naruto Namikaze-Uzumaki, cease your hostilities and come with us peacefully”, a wolf masked ANBU asks after cornering Naruto with nine more masked elite shinobi surrounding him from the rooftops.
“f*ck off!!”, Naruto screams, his eyes bleeding as the boiling hot fury runs through his veins.
“Naruto…”, a cat masked ANBU with purple hair approaches him.
“shut up!!”, Naruto scream again and a shockwave of chakra repels the ANBU who now had their hands on their weapons, “just shut up!!”.
“Naruto, please”, comes Hashirama’s voice, filled with sadness.
Give it to the guy, nearly ninety years old and still fit for Shinobi work.
“I SAID SHUT UP!!!”, Naruto screams again and a small forest sprouts from the ground underneath him, trapping all the shinobi.
“child, your anger is righteous and we deserve it, but you have to calm down!!”, comes Tobirama’s stern voice from behind Naruto.
When the albino Senju puts his hand on Naruto’s shoulder, the same repellent force that sent his sister flying hits him making him crash against one of the trees.
“Naruto!!”, comes the voice of Lady Mito as adamantine chains burst from the ground and wrap around him, “now!!”.
More chains, this time coming from his mother who was uncontrollably crying wrap around him while Hashirama who had already gotten up runs to Naruto, weaving a series of seals.
“Hokage style, sixty years old technique: entering society with bliss bringing hands!!”, Hashirama screams, running to Naruto as the kanji for ‘sit’ appear on his right hand.
Hashirama, despite his age and arthritis is fast on his feet and places his hand on Naruto’s forehead and slowly the boy starts to go limp.
“Lord First!!”, Minato appears just as the chains are unwrapped.
“it’s alright, the boy has calmed down”, Hashirama says, his eyes filled with sadness.
“why?”, Naruto asks, as tears mix with the blood rolling down his cheeks as his eyes turn back to its ocean blue, “why am I here?”.
“Naruto”, Minato tries to speak, but Tobirama cuts him.
“you already said too much for tonight”, the ex-second hokage says with his arm stretched, “now we have to make sure this little incident doesn’t get any worse”.
“sochi”, Kushina says softly as Naruto turns his angry eyes at her,
“I’m not your son, not anymore!”, Naruto says with boiling anger still in his veins as wood straps wrap around him.
“sochi!”, Kushina exclaims heartbroken.
“alright brat, you have you little temper tantrum, now calm down”, Jiraiya says arriving at the scene and promptly getting punched by Lady Mito.
“quiet you pervert!!”, she says, resisting the urge to skin him alive.
“sheesh, now I know where Tsunade got- where is he?!”, Jiraiya exclaims, trying to fix his nose.
They all turn to see that Naruto was gone.
“h-how?!”, Tobirama asks, trying to sense Naruto’s chakra but with no success.
“oh please, the boy would prank ANBU in broad daylight while wearing the most horrendous bright orange known to man and not get caught”, the cat ANBU says after freeing herself from the trees, “if he can evade ANBU trained by Lord Second himself, what makes you believe he wouldn’t escape from you?”.
“get every tracker available and go search for him!”, Tobirama barks with a undertone of pride, that is soon after replaced by anger in his blood red eyes as he turns to Jiraiya, “and you…”.
Jiraiya blanches.
“you better hope he’s unscathed and that he doesn’t joins another village because of us. Or else a life sentence in the bloody prison will look like a spa compared to what I‘m going to do with you!”, Tobirama says with cold hard anger behind his words, “now, put that spy network of yours to good use and go find Naruto!!”.
Jiraiya, using his run like a bitch no jutsu f*cks off as fast as he can to start searching for his missing godson.
“as for the rest of you!!”, Tobirama says, turning to rest of his family, “if Naruto comes back, we will do right by him like I said we should have done from the start, but until there I’m going to personally beat humility into that spoiled brat Mito!!”.
He turns around and leaves, leaving behind a very ashamed group of people.
